Poor Kelly Clarkson. When she became the very first winner of American Idol, I wonder if she realised she was condemning herself to an eternity in the fires of Hell.
It’s obvious isn’t it? The 2nd commandment is: Thou Shall Not Make Yourself an Idol. Whoops, it’s not even in the fine print. Moses chiselled that shit into some stone tablets on top of a mountain and then ran down the hill screaming it to everyone who would listen. The 2nd commandment! It comes before Thou Shalt Not Kill, giving the impression that it’s more important to obey than trying not to murder someone!
But what is the motivation behind this commandment? Essentially it’s God saying, don’t do anything that will draw attention away from me. What a spoilt little brat. He’s like that kid who puts on a talent show for his family, and punches his little sister in the face because she gets more applause. At least Kelly won’t be alone down there. Most celebrities are destined to burn. If there’s a poster of you on a teenager’s wall, then you’re being worshipped over God. How many teenagers have a poster of Jesus on the wall instead of Justin Bieber? Not many.
Does that mean all of those kids are going to Hell as well? I assume so, since according to The Bible, worshipping anyone over God is a direct offence against the 1st commandment.
So, if you‚Äôre striving for excellence in any field, then you’d better be careful. When you get good enough to be recognised, then Satan will be waiting in Hell, with a red hot poker to shove up your anus. In addition you’re setting up innocent children to come down to the fires because they thought you were cooler than going to church on Sunday. Safer to live a life of mediocrity and leave nothing behind that could be viewed as an original or inspired thought.
